Is it wrong to set your Google AdSense to reflect the contents of your page? And then want to write all sorts of random whacked stuff just to see what kind of links they come up with?
Say, like...
- Giant purple people eater destroys L.A.
- Freak cat with human size head eats Manhattan.
- Mouse born with elephant ears.
- Man wings ducks off rooftop as told by CNN
It's got to be wrong.
Because it's funny.
- Sundial summons aliens.
- Crop circles spell out, "you suck!"
- Razors and Vines wins Nobel Peace Prize.
- Amish fireplaces cause nuclear meltdown.
It HAS to be wrong.
Because I'll be making up one liners in my head all night now.
Go ahead, try it!
Leave some bizarre comment and let's see what happens!
How the hell did they get 2009 Hummer H2 out of all that...
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What does that have to do with ANYTHING I wrote!
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Stop cats litter abuse? Is there something going on with cat litter that's a new trend that I'm unaware of?
What the hell...
And I didn't write, "fling cats off a roof" - I said "Man wings DUCKS off a roof".
I don't know anything about Google adsense so if I say I love Amanda Palmer's video "Oasis" will abortion ads will display? You know, if my blogger friends follow me over to your and Spazz's blogs they're going to wonder if I have multiple personalties or if I'm hiding my true nature on Blogger ;)
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I don't even have that ANYWHERE on this site.
/laughs...
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I haven't thought about them in ages.
Somehow, Ponti Mython - everything you wrote lead to:
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So, apparently, it is related to women disrobing for your birthday.
P&I - it must be contegious. What I wrote to you up there was totally eatten.
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What I WROTE that the site decided in all its infamous wisdom to censor is:
If Annie can tell me how to fix the yard versus setting it ablaze via a can of AquaNet and a lighter - I'm ALL ears!
And we don't see you as having multiple personalities... my journal is mere... free therapy!
/laughs
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That must be to my Giant purple people eater destroys L.A. comment.
Hmmm all Im getting is diamond ads and for the life of me I don't see anything that should trigger those. Unless it's that last comment you made about the stars, r&v.
ReplyDeleteToo late P&I, I already suspected that about you. I mean, you're the only one that has stalked my cat for goodness sakes!
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Yes, I have done this on my site...usually I just get ads for various maladies I mention and how to control children since I write about teaching or my own kids at times...Although when I write about my fascination with Sig Hansen and the show Deadliest Catch I gets lots of seafood restaurants...that's nice.
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