Don't look at me like that, I KNOW YOUR KIND!
I found this page though and I need a victim(s).
If 4 isn't old enough, then drop off 7 - 1 will just try to eat everything and I don't know if my homeowners policy will cover that.
Vanishing Jelly Marbles
Newspaper Tree
We DEFINITELY need to do this!
And I need them to spit in a dish
You don't have a problem with Nitroglycerin, do you?
Dude... 1700 degrees! You trust me, right!
This guy is CLEARLY drunk
Your kids have health insurance, right?
Okay, this one we can do at your house...
Oh my God - it's absolutely IMPERATIVE that I convince some kid that he's going to set off a metal detector because he's filled with iron.
And I need some plausible excuse for doing this:
Yeah, aware of this one...
I say your kid(s) because mine are broken.
They've lived with me for too long.
I need fresh meat.
Reactive Glowing Slime! - COME ON!
ReplyDeleteYou can borrow my 19 year old. But no cougaring him. LOL
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ReplyDeleteRAWR!
OK, I'm at work, it's slow as hell (for a change), and I'm trying to find a way to try one of these experiments here. It's a factory for Pete's sake. We gotta have this stuff just lying around.
Discipline is now being escalated to your place. My methods are apparently far too subtle.
And I never knew about the water in the microwave thing. I do that ALL the time.
Nothing good can come of this. I'm not sure I live far enough away from you.
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