Thou shall not defile the Tree of Knowledge.... for without knowledge we are like the rest of the morons in the world and that would be both scary and a shame.
There was a study done that proved that the higher your intelligence the more deeply upset you are that other people are so stupid and so slow they can't follow you; it's like being an advanced alien and having to start suddenly stop using your mind and communicate with grunts & hand-gestures to cavemen. I'm not sure if being smarter makes you feel more pity than the ignorant or if the pointlessness of life is more obvious. Either way: make money!
More money references: Like Elvis said: 'being successful is the ability to take whatever your feeling and capitalize on it creatively.'
Paraphrasing Elvis, but that's what he basically alluded to about about never running out of material to sell to the general public. Whatever your feeling? Just sell it. Use it. Incorporate it. Don't change it. Don't pretty it up. Make it uglier, infact. Sorrow sells.
I drank an entire bottle of Champagne. I realize my phone has been dead three days; I apologize; I didn't realize it: i seriously just thought God was answering my P R A Y E R S. It was an honest mistake. You know I love it when no one but you calls.
Thou shall not defile the Tree of Knowledge.... for without knowledge we are like the rest of the morons in the world and that would be both scary and a shame.
ReplyDeletethe Ponti has spoken!!!!!!!!!
just to clarify the last post was not from your cousin. :-)
ReplyDeleteThere was a study done that proved that the higher your intelligence the more deeply upset you are that other people are so stupid and so slow they can't follow you; it's like being an advanced alien and having to start suddenly stop using your mind and communicate with grunts & hand-gestures to cavemen. I'm not sure if being smarter makes you feel more pity than the ignorant or if the pointlessness of life is more obvious. Either way: make money!
ReplyDeleteMore money references: Like Elvis said: 'being successful is the ability to take whatever your feeling and capitalize on it creatively.'
ReplyDeleteParaphrasing Elvis, but that's what he basically alluded to about about never running out of material to sell to the general public. Whatever your feeling? Just sell it. Use it. Incorporate it. Don't change it. Don't pretty it up. Make it uglier, infact. Sorrow sells.
Love that!
I drank an entire bottle of Champagne. I realize my phone has been dead three days; I apologize; I didn't realize it: i seriously just thought God was answering my P R A Y E R S. It was an honest mistake. You know I love it when no one but you calls.
ReplyDeleteHurry! A whole bottle!